[fail lock to Santa]

[hctiwknip]

Dear Santa,

Thank you so much for coming all the way to the digital world to deliver gifts. I never realized how far you really went, I thought you just traveled around my earth! To help you on your way I promise some very tasty high protein energy cookies and milk to keep you going.

Once again I'm sorry for however I was bad last year that kept me from getting gifts...but please don't punish my friends for whatever I did wrong...because this year they need you more then ever.

Please if you could...this is what I would like for Christmas.

1. Please help my friend Noir remember why he wanted to be a hero and find his Christmas spirit...if you can't then could you please at least get him a new fedora? He really misses his old one.

2. Please help Mr. Shadow and Mr. Vio make up and become friends again and have their wish...err...well maybe not take over the world.

3. Please Help Miss Terra find her way home her family loves and misses her.

4. Please if you could help Miss Amu by providing her with more pretty outfits that fit her cool and spicy personality! Also if you could...maybe a nice little doll house for her Shugo Chara?

5. Please get Mr. Vash a nice box of doughnuts for helping save me my first night here.

6. Please if you could get Mr. Prime a nice pair of fuzzy dice or a bumper sticker.

7. Please make sure that all the Teen Titans...in this world and back home get something special for each of them...especially Miss Gaia back home because of how sad she was when Mr. Noir died.

8. Please...look after my parents while I'm here? I know I didn't visit them while I was with the Titans but please...take care of them?

9. Please take care of all my new friends at the Inn...I haven't spent enough time to know what they would like...but if you could...please grant them their fondest wishes.

10. If you have time...and please...this isn't that important...I...would like a new flying broomstick...I miss my old one...BUT PLEASE! all the other wishes are more important.

Thank you for your time Mr. Claus...please don't over work yourself, take care...get lots of sleep, eat a well balanced diet, and Merry Christmas.

Sincerely,
Tiffany Alexis Clay.

Comments

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Aw don't be stupid, everyone knows Santy Claus ain't real!

[notanhero.livejournal.com]

...

How adorable.

Anonymous

[uneedadoctor.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best Miss Clay.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

...

[livingontheweb.livejournal.com]

...half the people here have some sort of mind-boggling superpower, and you think there can't possibly be a Santa. Man, you must be the dumb copy.

[shinigami-sub.livejournal.com]

...Makes you think twice about dropping the ball, if a little girl can still believe in you-doesn't it?

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Man don't be an idjit! No one man can do all that in one night, just ain't possible, not even the Flash could pull it off there's just too many houses, not enough time.

Not tah mention Santy clauses Elves would have ta know how ta make all sorts of new technological toys AND they'd haveta package them.

That's right Billy's, and whoever heard of a fat man willingly working his butt off in winter?

Cha' right like uncle Albert, he goes inta hibernation like a bear!

[locked from Tiffany]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Just another broken heart this holiday season...hopefully the other things on her list will come true.

[livingontheweb.livejournal.com]

Of course he doesn't do it all in one night. It just looks like he does. To,e dilation. Or magic.

Re: [locked from Tiffany]

[shinigami-sub.livejournal.com]

...Why not the first one on her list? Do you really doubt your own abilities, after what you've already endured before recent events?!

Re: [locked from Tiffany]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

...OK I'm sorry but have we met? No? Then what business of it is yours what I'm doing?

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Man if you believe that yer dumber then a chicken who follows a cyote home because he promised her a nice dinner.

Heh...hey that was pretty clever Billy.

Thank you Billy.

Sides nobody that gives so much fer nothing is Jolly.

[livingontheweb.livejournal.com]

You got enough coal to power the Eastern Seaboard when you were a kid, didn't you?

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Nah we always got sumtin' nice fer Christmas, but it came from our parents not some made up fatguy who smells like reindeer farts.

*sounds of many Billy's cracking up*

Re: [locked from Tiffany]

[shinigami-sub.livejournal.com]

You think you're the only one who's had the crap kicked out of him when they just wanted to protect what's important to them?!

Get stronger instead of just giving up after one defeat! That's what I did, before I even showed up here!

Re: [locked from Tiffany]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Well your clearly a better man then me.

Actually I'm positive of it, I remember you now you blew Deadpool threw a wall that one time...good for you.

[dark-present.livejournal.com]

Would you like some help in making those cookies, Tiffany-chan?

[Locked from Tiffany]

Santa Claus does exist in this world, correct? I've heard in some he doesn't.

Re: [locked from Tiffany]

[shinigami-sub.livejournal.com]

...When you recover, I'd suggest you clear a space for your wall. 'Cause if you haven't changed your tune in the next few weeks, Noir, I'll be sending a second person through another wall.

The name's Kurosaki Ichigo. Merry Christmas.

[hctiwknip.livejournal.com]

Y..yes he is!

[hctiwknip.livejournal.com]

Ha..a.a..aha....t..t.this was..s.s.supposed t..to be private!!!

Re: Anonymous

[hctiwknip.livejournal.com]

*gasp*

[hctiwknip.livejournal.com]

...

[hctiwknip.livejournal.com]

T..that would be so wonderful thank you Miss Belldandy...um...what would you like for Christmas?

Re: [locked from Tiffany]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah threats against my life ect...whatever.

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

No he ain't.